Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-4154 (?)
- SCP-4154 is a Keter-class conceptual worm-like entity that doesn't have a normal body but is made up of ideas, including the idea of itself and worms. It mostly lives in the outdoor areas of homes in wealthy neighborhoods, especially those that have had many pets. These entities attach tendrils to household pets, absorbing their memories and identity, which causes the pet to lose its own identity. Homeowners who pet the camouflaged SCP-4154 instances are also affected but are less likely to lose their identity. Once established, SCP-4154 instances remain in a home even if residents or pets change, convincing new homeowners that they are their pets.
- Timothy Dexter (?)
- Timothy Dexter was an eccentric 18th-century American businessman who became wealthy through unlikely investments and a fortunate marriage. Despite being largely uneducated and illiterate, he amassed a fortune, often by following absurd advice from rivals who intended to bankrupt him, such as shipping bed warmers to the West Indies or coal to 新建castle during a miners' strike, which unexpectedly turned a profit. Dexter was known for his lavish lifestyle, decorating his mansion with statues of famous men (including himself), and for writing a notoriously unpunctuated and misspelled book titled "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones," to which he later added a page of punctuation marks for readers to insert as they pleased.